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RattleandHum’s offerings:

RattleandHum Auction #1

Organizations this auction benefits: Bidder's choice of any of the listed groups (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Podfic
Fandom(s): Stranger Things, Check Please!, Harry Potter: Cursed Child, Marauders Era, Original Series
Highest rating: E (Explicit)
Length/scope: 20 - 50k words

Especially interested in: Stranger Things: Steddie. Check Please: Zimbits, NurseyDex, PBJ, Holsom are all good. Harry Potter: Drarry, Wolfstar, Scorbus

Unwilling to address: I'm not interested in podficcing ships other than the ones I've mentioned. For M and E rated works, it can be a bit tricky. I'm not big on PWP, but I will read sex scenes if I like how they're done (super helpful I know, ha) Rather than list a whole bunch of deal-breakers (which can really vary for me in context anyway), I'd rather that if you have a specific fic in mind you'd like me to podfic, check in with me about it before you make your bid. I'll let you know if I'd be okay to read it. This doesn't lock you into bidding of course! I just don't want to disappoint the winner if I won't be able to read their first choice. Also! I need to have permission from the author to podfic their work. If they don't have a permission statement on their A03 bio, I'll have to ask, and there's a chance they'll say no. It wouldn't hurt for you to check in with them beforehand to avoid disappointment.

Notes: I love making podfics! I take pride in putting in the effort to capture a story's humour and emotional depth. I will also do cover art, light soundscaping and a musical intro/outtro if that's your thing. Check out my body of work to get an idea of the kind of recordings I make.

Minimum Bid: $20

Auctions run from 8:00AM EST, 1 March 2023, to 8:00PM EST, 5 March 2023. Bids before or after this period are invalid and will not be counted. If you would like to bid on this auction:

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RattleandHum Auction #2

Organizations this auction benefits: Bidder's choice of any of the listed groups (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Podfic
Fandom(s): Any
Highest rating: M (Mature)
Length/scope: Less than 5k words

Especially interested in: I read mostly m/m, and you can see all the fandoms I've recorded for before by checking my AO3, so any of those pairings are obviously fine and great. But I am open to other ships, including f/f and f/m, and I'm happy to branch out into new fandoms. As long as the fic doesn't have any of my squicks, I'm down.

Unwilling to address: Not willing address underage, incest, abuse within the main ship (reference to past abuse with prior partners is okay), generational age gaps or largely unbalanced power dynamics (no teacher/student or anything similar), and for other specific off-the-beaten-path kinks, you're better off just checking with me and linking the fic to see if I'd be okay to read it before placing your bid.

Notes: This is my first time offering up an "any fandom" podfic, and I'm excited! While 5k doesn't sound like much, it's still about half an hour of listening time, which I'll dress up with a musical intro/outro and cover art, and I'll put my all into reading all of the different character voices in the story. I love recording podfics, and I'd be thrilled to bring one of your favourite short fics to life.

Minimum Bid: $5

Auctions run from 8:00AM EST, 1 March 2023, to 8:00PM EST, 5 March 2023. Bids before or after this period are invalid and will not be counted. If you would like to bid on this auction:

Step 1: Check the bidding spreadsheet to find out what the current high bid is. (Note: It may take up to five minutes for a bid to appear.)

Step 2: Fill out the creator's bidding form with a bid that is higher than the current high bid. If you want to make it harder for someone to outbid you, bid higher! We will NOT notify you if someone outbids you. If you would like to track changes to this bidding sheet, select Tools -> Notification Settings. Email notifications may not be immediate, so we do not recommend relying on them near the end of the auction period. Bookmark this sheet so you can check it manually. FTH will only notify you if you are the high bidder after the auctions end.