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See Cricket’s works here!

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Cricket’s offerings:

Cricket Auction #1

Organizations this auction benefits: DigDeep / Navajo Water Project *, National Network to End Domestic Violence *, Transgender Legal Defense & Education Fund *, Any/all abortion funds (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Written
Subtype(s): Fanfic
Fandom(s): Red White & Royal Blue
Highest rating: E (Explicit)
Length/scope: 5 -10k words

Especially interested in: Theater AU, Hockey AU

Unwilling to address: Major Character Death*, Rape/Non-Con, Animal/Pet Death (*Arthur is a special case, depends on request)

Notes: Happy to refine any prompts you may already have in mind, you're also welcome to ask for an alternate POV or sequel/prequel or remix of one of my existing fics!

Special Interests: F/f ships, Poly ships

Minimum Bid: $15

Auctions run from 8:00AM EST, 1 March 2023, to 8:00PM EST, 5 March 2023. Bids before or after this period are invalid and will not be counted. If you would like to bid on this auction:

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Cricket Auction #2

Organizations this auction benefits: DigDeep / Navajo Water Project *, National Network to End Domestic Violence *, Transgender Legal Defense & Education Fund *, Any/all abortion funds (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Written
Subtype(s): Fanfic
Fandom(s): Tortall - Tamora Pierce, Parasol Protectorate
Highest rating: E (Explicit)
Length/scope: 5 -10k words

Especially interested in: Tortall: ace!Kel, Hockey AUs; Parasol Protectorate: Finishing School era, Prudence era

Unwilling to address: Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Animal/Pet Death

Notes: Happy to refine any prompts you may already have in mind, you're also welcome to ask for an alternate POV or sequel/prequel or remix of one of my existing fics! If you'd like an AU based on another piece of media (like a pride and prejudice or pacific rim...) please reach out via email to see whether I'm already familiar with it.

Special Interests: F/f ships, Poly ships

Minimum Bid: $15

Auctions run from 8:00AM EST, 1 March 2023, to 8:00PM EST, 5 March 2023. Bids before or after this period are invalid and will not be counted. If you would like to bid on this auction:

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Cricket Auction #3

Organizations this auction benefits: DigDeep / Navajo Water Project *, National Network to End Domestic Violence *, Transgender Legal Defense & Education Fund *, Any/all abortion funds (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Written
Subtype(s): Fanfic
Fandom(s): Check Please!
Highest rating: E (Explicit)
Length/scope: 5 -10k words

Especially interested in: Charmer, Polyfrogs, Canon Divergence

Unwilling to address: Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Animal/Pet Death

Notes: Happy to refine any prompts you may already have in mind, you're also welcome to ask for an alternate POV or sequel/prequel or remix of one of my existing fics!

Special Interests: F/f ships, Poly ships

Minimum Bid: $15

Auctions run from 8:00AM EST, 1 March 2023, to 8:00PM EST, 5 March 2023. Bids before or after this period are invalid and will not be counted. If you would like to bid on this auction:

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See cheshiretears’s works here and here!

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cheshiretears’s offerings:

cheshiretears Auction #1

Organizations this auction benefits: Bidder's choice of any of the listed groups (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Podfic
Fandom(s): K-Pop: ATEEZ, BTS, DREAMCATCHER, EXO, NCT, ONEUS, RED VELVET, SHINee, Stray Kids, SuperM, TWICE, Pentagon, Yuri!!! On Ice, Check Please!
Highest rating: E (Explicit)
Length/scope: 10 - 20k words

Especially interested in: I am a sucker for fluff and developing polyamory- if you want a good coffee shop AU, soulmates, and healthy communication, those are some of my favorite tropes, and I will be overjoyed to record them for you! Platonic fluff and ensemble hijinks are also among my favorites lately.

Unwilling to address: I do not want to record any dead doves or anything that will need to be tagged with AO3's archive warnings.

Notes: A 5-10k podfic will likely end up being around 40 min-1.5 hrs once completed, based off of my previous averages.

Special Interests: Poly ships, Genderswap/genderbending, Racial or cultural experiences of nonwhite characters

Minimum Bid: $15

Auctions run from 8:00AM EST, 1 March 2023, to 8:00PM EST, 5 March 2023. Bids before or after this period are invalid and will not be counted. If you would like to bid on this auction:

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cheshiretears Auction #2

Organizations this auction benefits: Bidder's choice of any of the listed groups (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Fan Labor
Subtype(s): Podfic Editing, Podfic Soundscaping
Fandom(s): Any
Highest rating: E (Explicit)
Length/scope: 10 - 20k words

Notes about labor offered: I'm willing to edit OR soundscape a single podfic of your choosing! It must be one of your own podfics, though I don't mind if it's already published, as long as you add me to the credits. If your bid at least doubles the minimum bid of $10, I'd be willing to both edit AND soundscape your work.

Especially interested in:

Unwilling to address: No RPF containing minors, please

Special Interests: Poly ships, Genderswap/genderbending, Canonically trans or nonbinary characters, Trans or nonbinary interpretations of canon characters, Racial or cultural experiences of nonwhite characters

Minimum Bid: $15

Auctions run from 8:00AM EST, 1 March 2023, to 8:00PM EST, 5 March 2023. Bids before or after this period are invalid and will not be counted. If you would like to bid on this auction:

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Step 2: Fill out the creator's bidding form with a bid that is higher than the current high bid. If you want to make it harder for someone to outbid you, bid higher! We will NOT notify you if someone outbids you. If you would like to track changes to this bidding sheet, select Tools -> Notification Settings. Email notifications may not be immediate, so we do not recommend relying on them near the end of the auction period. Bookmark this sheet so you can check it manually. FTH will only notify you if you are the high bidder after the auctions end.

cheshiretears Auction #3

Organizations this auction benefits: Bidder's choice of any of the listed groups (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Podfic
Fandom(s): K-Pop: Any
Highest rating: E (Explicit)
Length/scope: 5 -10k words

Especially interested in: I am a sucker for fluff and developing polyamory- if you want a good coffee shop AU, soulmates, and healthy communication, those are some of my favorite tropes, and I will be overjoyed to record them for you! Trope inversion can also be fun, stuff like platonic soulmates with another romantic love interest all being able to work stuff out. Platonic fluff and ensemble hijinks are also among my favorites lately.

Unwilling to address: I do not want to record anything that would need to be tagged using AO3's archive warnings, and no dead doves, please. While this offer is open to any k-pop fandom, I do not feel comfortable recording fics that include idols who are still minors as of 2023, or set during a time when they were still minors. (e.g. Ni-Ki from Enhypen or I.N from Stray Kids pre-2021)

Notes: This offer is also open for soundscaping and music! Feel free to reach out to me with questions about that. Without accounting for soundscaping or music, a 5-10k podfic usually averages between 40 min-1.5 hours for me once completed!

Special Interests: Poly ships, Genderswap/genderbending, Racial or cultural experiences of nonwhite characters

Minimum Bid: $20

Auctions run from 8:00AM EST, 1 March 2023, to 8:00PM EST, 5 March 2023. Bids before or after this period are invalid and will not be counted. If you would like to bid on this auction:

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See aliteralgarbageheap’s works here!

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aliteralgarbageheap’s offerings:

aliteralgarbageheap Auction #1

Organizations this auction benefits: Bidder's choice of any of the listed groups (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Podfic
Fandom(s): Tamora Pierce works, Haikyuu!!!, RWBY
Highest rating: E (Explicit)
Length/scope: $5 per 1k words, up to 5k

Especially interested in: Red White and Royal Blue - Alex/Henry, June/Nora
Haikyuu!! - Kageyama/Hinata, Bokuto/Akaashi, Kuuro/Kenma, Bokuto/Akaashi/Kuuro/Tsukishima
Tamora Pierce works - Alanna/George, Kel & Neal, Kel & Dom, Briar & Triss , Aly/Nawat, Rosethorn/Lark
I'm particularly interested in these ships but am open to recording other pairings, please ask!

I'm a big fan of soulmates, misunderstandings, identity porn, and sexuality and gender exploration

Unwilling to address: (non canon) major character death, zombie AUs, mpreg, incest, de-aging

Notes: Total word count can be split among multiple works.

I prefer works with blanket pod permission but am willing to ask authors for those that don't, with the understanding from the bidder that the answer might be no

Examples of my past work can be found on my AO3, I don't typically add music or SFX though I am willing to add intro/outro music if a song is provided by the bidder. I do not do accents.

Special Interests: Poly ships, Trans or nonbinary interpretations of canon characters

Minimum Bid: $5

Auctions run from 8:00AM EST, 1 March 2023, to 8:00PM EST, 5 March 2023. Bids before or after this period are invalid and will not be counted. If you would like to bid on this auction:

Step 1: Check the bidding spreadsheet to find out what the current high bid is. (Note: It may take up to five minutes for a bid to appear.)

Step 2: Fill out the creator's bidding form with a bid that is higher than the current high bid. If you want to make it harder for someone to outbid you, bid higher! We will NOT notify you if someone outbids you. If you would like to track changes to this bidding sheet, select Tools -> Notification Settings. Email notifications may not be immediate, so we do not recommend relying on them near the end of the auction period. Bookmark this sheet so you can check it manually. FTH will only notify you if you are the high bidder after the auctions end.

aliteralgarbageheap Auction #2

Organizations this auction benefits: Bidder's choice of any of the listed groups (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Podfic
Fandom(s): Captive Prince, Fullmetal Alchemist, All for the Game
Highest rating: E (Explicit)
Length/scope: $5 per 1k words, up to 10k

Especially interested in: All For The Game -Andreil, Kandreil, Mandreil, Jerejean
Captive Prince - Damien/Laurent
Fullmetal Alchemist - Ed/Roy, Roy/Riza
I'm particularly interested in these ships but am open to recording other pairings, please ask!

I'm a big fan of soulmates, misunderstandings, identity porn, and sexuality and gender exploration

Unwilling to address: (non canon) major character death, zombie AUs, mpreg, incest, de-aging

No ships involving Riko for All for the Game

No Auguste/Laurent for Captive Prince

Notes: Total word count can be split among multiple works.

I prefer works with blanket pod permission but am willing to ask authors for those that don't, with the understanding from the bidder that the answer might be no

Examples of my past work can be found on my AO3, I don't typically add music or SFX though I am willing to add intro/outro music if a song is provided by the bidder. I do not do accents.

Special Interests: Poly ships, Trans or nonbinary interpretations of canon characters

Minimum Bid: $5

Auctions run from 8:00AM EST, 1 March 2023, to 8:00PM EST, 5 March 2023. Bids before or after this period are invalid and will not be counted. If you would like to bid on this auction:

Step 1: Check the bidding spreadsheet to find out what the current high bid is. (Note: It may take up to five minutes for a bid to appear.)

Step 2: Fill out the creator's bidding form with a bid that is higher than the current high bid. If you want to make it harder for someone to outbid you, bid higher! We will NOT notify you if someone outbids you. If you would like to track changes to this bidding sheet, select Tools -> Notification Settings. Email notifications may not be immediate, so we do not recommend relying on them near the end of the auction period. Bookmark this sheet so you can check it manually. FTH will only notify you if you are the high bidder after the auctions end.

aliteralgarbageheap Auction #3

Organizations this auction benefits: Bidder's choice of any of the listed groups (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Podfic
Fandom(s): All for the Game, Check Please!, Yuri!!! On Ice
Highest rating: E (Explicit)
Length/scope: $5 per 1k words, up to 40k

Especially interested in: All For The Game -Andreil, Kandreil, Mandreil, Jerejean
Check, Please! - Nurseydex, the frogs, PB&J, Parse/Swoops
Yuuri On Ice - Victuri, Victor/Yuuri/Chris, and Phichit&Yuuri
I'm particularly interested in these ships but am open to recording other pairings, please ask!

I'm a big fan of soulmates, misunderstandings, identity porn, and sexuality and gender exploration

Unwilling to address: (non canon) major character death, zombie AUs, mpreg, incest, de-aging

No ships involving Riko for All for the Game

Notes: Total word count can be split among multiple works.

I prefer works with blanket pod permission but am willing to ask authors for those that don't, with the understanding from the bidder that the answer might be no

Examples of my past work can be found on my AO3, I don't typically add music or SFX though I am willing to add intro/outro music if a song is provided by the bidder. I do not do accents.

Special Interests: Poly ships, Trans or nonbinary interpretations of canon characters

Minimum Bid: $5

Auctions run from 8:00AM EST, 1 March 2023, to 8:00PM EST, 5 March 2023. Bids before or after this period are invalid and will not be counted. If you would like to bid on this auction:

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See millie_cheesesteak’s works here!

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millie_cheesesteak’s offerings:

millie_cheesesteak Auction #1

Organizations this auction benefits: DigDeep / Navajo Water Project *, Transgender Legal Defense & Education Fund *, abortion fund: Indigenous Women Rising (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Written
Subtype(s): Fanfic
Fandom(s): Young Royals, Check Please!, Anne of Green Gables / Anne with an E
Highest rating: E (Explicit)
Length/scope: 10 - 20k words

Especially interested in: Wille and Simon from Young Royals are my bread and butter - I especially love writing idiots to lovers and filth-with-feelings smut, but I'd be open to branching out for this auction! I enjoy writing both canon compliant and alternate universe fics. I try to make my writing cozy and feel-good, so lots of found family, deeply caring friendships as the foundation of relationships, etc. As for tropes, I love em all! Fake dating, there-was-only-one-bed, everyone-can-see-it-but-them, you name it.

Unwilling to address: Like I said, my specialty is warm and cozy - I won't write non-consensual or dubious consent encounters, incest, angst without a happy ending, or general assholery. The characters in my fics might push each others' buttons at times, but at their core, they care deeply for one another.

Notes: If there's an AU you've been dying to see, I'm your girl! I'm more than happy to write canon compliant/fix-it fics, but I think AUs are where I really shine.

Minimum Bid: $10

Auctions run from 8:00AM EST, 1 March 2023, to 8:00PM EST, 5 March 2023. Bids before or after this period are invalid and will not be counted. If you would like to bid on this auction:

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See Esbe’s works here!

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Esbe’s offerings:

Esbe Auction #1

Organizations this auction benefits: DigDeep / Navajo Water Project *, National Network to End Domestic Violence *, Any/all abortion funds (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Written
Subtype(s): Fanfic
Fandom(s): Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Check Please!, Good Omens
Highest rating: E (Explicit)
Length/scope: Less than 5k words

Especially interested in: Jooster, Definitely slash. Pining preferably resolved but will do unresolved as well. Fluff and Smut. Historical. I love it when my characters DON'T follow social norms of gender and sexuality.
Most popular M/M pairings like Bertie/Jeeves, Crowley/Aziraphale, Bits/Jack, Dex/Nursey.

Unwilling to address: omega verse, bdsm, non-con, dub-con, sexual violence, abuse, under-age, graphic violence, threesomes, love triangles
no Parson please because I can't write him well

Notes: The fic will have some feels (usually lots). I tend to be grammatically correct, few typos, check for brit speak (if applicable), cultural appropriateness etc. Spend a lot of time researching for accuracy if it's historical, AU, etc. (I TRY) I can write younger characters but don't do YA type of romance so well, romance in my writing tends towards mature or experienced, I would say realistic but in as much as historicals and historic m/m could be realistic. It does end up being a bit idealistic though. I have written some non-slash pairings as well. They were fun to write (see my Female!Watson series). I hesitate to write gender swap/ gender bending/ trans/ non-binary characters ONLY because I have limited experience with them. I will NEVER decline a request to write such a character. If you request it or if the plot expects it I will research it and write it and do my best.

Minimum Bid: $10

Auctions run from 8:00AM EST, 1 March 2023, to 8:00PM EST, 5 March 2023. Bids before or after this period are invalid and will not be counted. If you would like to bid on this auction:

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See thewalrus_said’s works here!

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thewalrus_said’s offerings:

thewalrus_said Auction #1

Organizations this auction benefits: Life After Hate, Never Again Action *, Rainbow Railroad *, Sherlock's Homes Foundation, Transgender Legal Defense & Education Fund *, Any/all abortion funds (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Written
Subtype(s): Fanfic
Fandom(s): Check Please!, Good Omens, The Old Guard
Highest rating: E (Explicit)
Length/scope: 5 -10k words

Especially interested in: Aziraphale/Crowley, Zimbits, Joe/Nicky, Andromaquynh. For any of the immortal pairings, I'd especially like to get into them being queer mentors/icons/safeguards—basically anything with them being good influences on the queer world.

Unwilling to address: For The Old Guard: I'm not interested in Booker apologism or Book of Nile, sorry! Otherwise, for all fandoms: No torture, no on-page bigotry of any stripe, and no Major Archive Warnings (from AO3).

Notes: I'll write any rating! I typically do shippy/romance stuff, but if you want a gen piece, I can do that! I'm also good at dreamy/emotion-/character-driven one-shots.

Special Interests: F/f ships, Poly ships, Canonically trans or nonbinary characters, Trans or nonbinary interpretations of canon characters

Minimum Bid: $5

Auctions run from 8:00AM EST, 1 March 2023, to 8:00PM EST, 5 March 2023. Bids before or after this period are invalid and will not be counted. If you would like to bid on this auction:

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thewalrus_said Auction #2

Organizations this auction benefits: Life After Hate, Never Again Action *, Rainbow Railroad *, Sherlock's Homes Foundation, Transgender Legal Defense & Education Fund *, Any/all abortion funds (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Written
Subtype(s): Fanfic
Fandom(s): The Sandman, Tolkien: The Hobbit (book), The Hobbit (movies), Lord of the Rings (books), Lord of the Rings (movies), The Silmarillion, The Witcher
Highest rating: E (Explicit)
Length/scope: 5 -10k words

Especially interested in: Geralt/Jaskier (requited or unrequited on Jaskier's part), Dreamling, Morpheus/Johanna, Lucienne (gen), Maedhros/Fingon, Frodo/Sam/Rosie, Legolas/Gimli

Unwilling to address: No torture, no on-page bigotry of any stripe, and no Major Archive Warnings (from AO3).

Special Interests: F/f ships, Poly ships, Canonically trans or nonbinary characters, Trans or nonbinary interpretations of canon characters

Minimum Bid: $5

Auctions run from 8:00AM EST, 1 March 2023, to 8:00PM EST, 5 March 2023. Bids before or after this period are invalid and will not be counted. If you would like to bid on this auction:

Step 1: Check the bidding spreadsheet to find out what the current high bid is. (Note: It may take up to five minutes for a bid to appear.)

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thewalrus_said Auction #3

Organizations this auction benefits: Life After Hate, Never Again Action *, Rainbow Railroad *, Sherlock's Homes Foundation, Transgender Legal Defense & Education Fund *, Any/all abortion funds (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Written
Subtype(s): Fanfic
Fandom(s): Yuri!!! On Ice, The Diviners (Libba Bray)
Highest rating: E (Explicit)
Length/scope: 5 -10k words

Especially interested in: Viktuuri, ChrisMas, other Chris ships, gen/friendship fic for YoI. For The Diviners, Henry/David post-canon

Unwilling to address: Nothing that breaks up Viktuuri. Other than that, no torture, no on-page bigotry of any stripe, and no Major Archive Warnings (from AO3).

Special Interests: F/f ships, Poly ships, Canonically trans or nonbinary characters, Trans or nonbinary interpretations of canon characters

Minimum Bid: $5

Auctions run from 8:00AM EST, 1 March 2023, to 8:00PM EST, 5 March 2023. Bids before or after this period are invalid and will not be counted. If you would like to bid on this auction:

Step 1: Check the bidding spreadsheet to find out what the current high bid is. (Note: It may take up to five minutes for a bid to appear.)

Step 2: Fill out the creator's bidding form with a bid that is higher than the current high bid. If you want to make it harder for someone to outbid you, bid higher! We will NOT notify you if someone outbids you. If you would like to track changes to this bidding sheet, select Tools -> Notification Settings. Email notifications may not be immediate, so we do not recommend relying on them near the end of the auction period. Bookmark this sheet so you can check it manually. FTH will only notify you if you are the high bidder after the auctions end.

See RattleandHum’s works here!

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RattleandHum’s offerings:

RattleandHum Auction #1

Organizations this auction benefits: Bidder's choice of any of the listed groups (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Podfic
Fandom(s): Stranger Things, Check Please!, Harry Potter: Cursed Child, Marauders Era, Original Series
Highest rating: E (Explicit)
Length/scope: 20 - 50k words

Especially interested in: Stranger Things: Steddie. Check Please: Zimbits, NurseyDex, PBJ, Holsom are all good. Harry Potter: Drarry, Wolfstar, Scorbus

Unwilling to address: I'm not interested in podficcing ships other than the ones I've mentioned. For M and E rated works, it can be a bit tricky. I'm not big on PWP, but I will read sex scenes if I like how they're done (super helpful I know, ha) Rather than list a whole bunch of deal-breakers (which can really vary for me in context anyway), I'd rather that if you have a specific fic in mind you'd like me to podfic, check in with me about it before you make your bid. I'll let you know if I'd be okay to read it. This doesn't lock you into bidding of course! I just don't want to disappoint the winner if I won't be able to read their first choice. Also! I need to have permission from the author to podfic their work. If they don't have a permission statement on their A03 bio, I'll have to ask, and there's a chance they'll say no. It wouldn't hurt for you to check in with them beforehand to avoid disappointment.

Notes: I love making podfics! I take pride in putting in the effort to capture a story's humour and emotional depth. I will also do cover art, light soundscaping and a musical intro/outtro if that's your thing. Check out my body of work to get an idea of the kind of recordings I make.

Minimum Bid: $20

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RattleandHum Auction #2

Organizations this auction benefits: Bidder's choice of any of the listed groups (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Podfic
Fandom(s): Any
Highest rating: M (Mature)
Length/scope: Less than 5k words

Especially interested in: I read mostly m/m, and you can see all the fandoms I've recorded for before by checking my AO3, so any of those pairings are obviously fine and great. But I am open to other ships, including f/f and f/m, and I'm happy to branch out into new fandoms. As long as the fic doesn't have any of my squicks, I'm down.

Unwilling to address: Not willing address underage, incest, abuse within the main ship (reference to past abuse with prior partners is okay), generational age gaps or largely unbalanced power dynamics (no teacher/student or anything similar), and for other specific off-the-beaten-path kinks, you're better off just checking with me and linking the fic to see if I'd be okay to read it before placing your bid.

Notes: This is my first time offering up an "any fandom" podfic, and I'm excited! While 5k doesn't sound like much, it's still about half an hour of listening time, which I'll dress up with a musical intro/outro and cover art, and I'll put my all into reading all of the different character voices in the story. I love recording podfics, and I'd be thrilled to bring one of your favourite short fics to life.

Minimum Bid: $5

Auctions run from 8:00AM EST, 1 March 2023, to 8:00PM EST, 5 March 2023. Bids before or after this period are invalid and will not be counted. If you would like to bid on this auction:

Step 1: Check the bidding spreadsheet to find out what the current high bid is. (Note: It may take up to five minutes for a bid to appear.)

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