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ess-jay-oh’s offerings:

ess-jay-oh Auction #1

Organizations this auction benefits: DigDeep / Navajo Water Project *, National Network to End Domestic Violence *, Any/all abortion funds (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Written
Subtype(s): Fanfic
Fandom(s): Kingsman (movies)
Highest rating: E (Explicit)
Length/scope: Less than 5k words

Especially interested in: OTP: Harry/Merlin. Guilty pleasure: Harry/Roxy. Other ships: Eggsy/Tilde, Roxy/Older Women, rare pairs,
Themes: one-shots, fluff, friendship, silliness, found family feels, canon universe in an everybody lives way (canon divergence, different first meeting is a-ok), vanilla sex

Unwilling to address: Ship-wise: hartwin, Merwin, merhartwin (I know I’ve done these in the past but that part of my brain seems to have stopped working and I’m not even mad about it). Polyships (I cant be responsible for that many hearts/limbs/orgasms)
Other Hard Noes: r*pe, underage, incest, age play, miscarriage, still birth, death of a child, negativity towards canon female characters, rule 63, character x reader, Agent Whiskey, anything more than the lightest of bondage and/or spanking (I meant it when I said vanilla).
Minors, don’t request me to write M or E obviously.
Please get in touch before bidding to discuss further because I’ve probably forgotten something.

Notes: Please see my most recent works. If I feel inspired I might throw in a simple pic collage thing as well.

Special Interests: F/f ships

Minimum Bid: $5

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