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thedeadparrot Auction #1
Organizations this auction benefits: Bidder's choice of any of the listed groups (See full list.)
Type of fanwork: Written
Subtype(s): Fanfic
Fandom(s): Any
Highest rating: E (Explicit)
Length/scope: 5 -10k words
Especially interested in: I really jam on complex, messy, imperfect relationships between complex, messy, imperfect people. I'm happy to write any mixture of gen, het, slash, poly. I probably lean towards the angst side, but I'm willing to write lighter stuff as well.
Unwilling to address: Rape/non-con, mpreg and babies in any specific detail.
Notes: I'm pretty flexible, but I know this offer is possibly overly broad, so please note that there might be some back and forth while we work to figure out something that you would like and that I feel like I could do well. But I will do my utmost to ensure that the final result is something you enjoy. Nonetheless, please reach out if you have any concerns and I'm happy to talk things over beforehand.
Special Interests: Poly ships, Ambiguous endings
Minimum Bid: $5
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