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englandwouldfalljohn Auction #1

Organizations this auction benefits: Bidder's choice of any of the listed groups (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Fan Labor
Subtype(s): Betaing, Culture picking
Fandom(s): Sherlock Holmes: Arthur Conan Doyle stories, BBC Sherlock, Good Omens, Original Work
Highest rating: E (Explicit)
Length/scope: $10 for 5k-20k // $15 for 20k-40k // $20 for 40k-65k // $30 for 65k+

Areas of expertise: American culture, expatriate lifestyle, international travel

Experience: I'm an American native English speaker who has lived in 3 foreign countries and has traveled to 20 beyond that. I have a master's degree, am a giant nerd for the written word, and have no interest in making your voice sound like mine.

Other notes about labor offered: At the end of the day, your work is your own. I have no ego to assuage in this–take the edits you want, leave the edits you don't. No hard feelings on my part!

Especially interested in: I love Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade, and Ineffable Husbands, but I'm open to any pairing within the parameters of my "nope" list

Unwilling to address: Graphic non-con (implied ok), pedophilia, scat/water sports, any work that aims to support and/or encourage bigotry

Notes: Whether you want proof-reading, copyediting, or developmental editing, whether or not you feel confident in your written English skills, whether you want a list of suggestions or an ongoing conversation about style–I've got you!

Special Interests: F/f ships, Genderswap/genderbending, Canonically trans or nonbinary characters, Trans or nonbinary interpretations of canon characters, Racial or cultural experiences of nonwhite characters, Ambiguous endings

Minimum Bid: $5

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englandwouldfalljohn Auction #2

Organizations this auction benefits: Bidder's choice of any of the listed groups (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Written
Subtype(s): Fanfic
Fandom(s): Sherlock Holmes: Arthur Conan Doyle stories, BBC Sherlock, Good Omens
Highest rating: E (Explicit)
Length/scope: 10 - 20k words

Especially interested in: I've written Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade, and Ineffable Husbands, but I'm open to other pairings within the parameters of my "nope" list.

Unwilling to address: Non-con, scat/water sports, age play, pedophilia, necrophilia, vore, detailed or heavy bdsm (I'm not knowledgeable enough), unambiguously sad/angsty endings

Notes: Standard fiction style, texting/emailing/epistolary, poetry (any form), any type of POV–all good! I have no idea how to write a script, though.

Special Interests: F/f ships, Genderswap/genderbending, Canonically trans or nonbinary characters, Trans or nonbinary interpretations of canon characters, Ambiguous endings

Minimum Bid: $5

Auctions run from 8:00AM EST, 1 March 2023, to 8:00PM EST, 5 March 2023. Bids before or after this period are invalid and will not be counted. If you would like to bid on this auction:

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englandwouldfalljohn Auction #3

Organizations this auction benefits: Bidder's choice of any of the listed groups (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Written
Subtype(s): Remix
Fandom(s): Sherlock Holmes: Arthur Conan Doyle stories, BBC Sherlock, Good Omens, Original Work
Highest rating: E (Explicit)
Length/scope: 10 - 20k words

Especially interested in: As long as the original work is yours, or you have permission from the creator, bring it on!

Unwilling to address: scat/water sports, vore, graphic non-con, pedophilia, work aiming to support/encourage bigotry

Notes: Open to any format for the original work (fiction, poetry, visual art, audio, etc) and happy to remix it into fiction, poetry, text/email/epistolary. If you have a specific format in mind and want to confirm, feel free to reach out!

Special Interests: F/f ships, Poly ships, Genderswap/genderbending, Canonically trans or nonbinary characters, Trans or nonbinary interpretations of canon characters, Ambiguous endings

Minimum Bid: $5

Auctions run from 8:00AM EST, 1 March 2023, to 8:00PM EST, 5 March 2023. Bids before or after this period are invalid and will not be counted. If you would like to bid on this auction:

Step 1: Check the bidding spreadsheet to find out what the current high bid is. (Note: It may take up to five minutes for a bid to appear.)

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